Blake Lively and her co-star/boyfriend Penn Badgley of Gossip Girl were in Mexico hanging out at the beach. I was going to go into this rant about Leighton Meester being the hotter one and talk about the naughty things I want to do with her like rent movies and hold them past their due date, but then I realized I’m not too picky because, yesterday, I got turned on flipping through JC Penney ads so, holy crap, Blake Lively’s ass!
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