Brooke Hogan is having a hard time

The Hulkster is divorcing, um, Mrs. Hulkster after Mrs. Hulkster discovered he was cheating on her and Nick Hogan was recently sentenced to 9 months in jail for reckless driving resulting in his friend becoming a vegetable. But don’t mind them, the real victim in all this is 20-year-old Brooke Hogan — she’s seriously only 20?.

“She’s suffering the worst of all; she just can’t keep it together and has been hit the hardest,” said the source, adding that Brooke is “extremely sensitive” and her emotions are spiraling out of control. Brooke’s relationship with her father was severely strained after his reported infidelity with her former friend made news in February.

Aww, poor Brooke. NOT. Buck up little man. Boys don’t cry, remember? The best thing you can do is to pull your scrotum and knuckles off the ground and man up. What will all the other boys in the locker room think when they see those hot, searing tears stream down your face? That you’re weak. They’re all going to laugh at you. They’re all going to laugh at you!

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13 years ago

I literally log onto this blog everyday just to read what nonsense may be posted, and I constantly click refresh so that I can make sure I don’t miss anything. This is pure comedy…Buck up, little man! Hahahahaha! Love it!

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago

I’ll bet BH will look like this once daddy gets her back on the roids:


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