TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken may have impregnated a girl. A human one. Sources say 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend who he lives with, is set to give birth in August.
She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29. We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.
Ohhh, now it makes more sense. Artificially inseminated. For a second there, they made it sound like Clay actually put his penis inside her and came. That would have been awkward. For Jaymes I mean since I doubt Clay even knows how to knock someone up. He’d probably have jacked off in her butthole and called it a day.
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