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Clay Aiken? Girl? Pregnant? Whaaa?

TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken may have impregnated a girl. A human one. Sources say 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend who he lives with, is set to give birth in August.

She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29. We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.

Ohhh, now it makes more sense. Artificially inseminated. For a second there, they made it sound like Clay actually put his penis inside her and came. That would have been awkward. For Jaymes I mean since I doubt Clay even knows how to knock someone up. He’d probably have jacked off in her butthole and called it a day.

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The only way he would ever get a chick pregnant is to be throwing his semen out a window to waiting young gay boys, and some poor woman falls on the ice while going camo style, her skirt flies up and his spunk glops into her wide open cunt.

The odds of that are like winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning in the same week.

Or a bi-sexual guy sucked him off, then the same bi-guy, went right away to eating the pussy of some gal while still have Aiken semen between his teeth.

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I figured he was a bottom too, after I typed that.

I stand corrected.

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If this story is true, I think he will be a great father. And I heard this woman is in her late 40s, so maybe she needed help getting pregnant, and couldn’t do it the old fashioned way..If Angelina needs help at 32, then so can other (older) people…

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