Fear for your lives!

Pete Amy

Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse were seen kissing each other on the lips yesterday. I’ve never been more creeped out in my life. Even more so because Pete Doherty’s dead eyes are wide open as he leans in for it. Is he sucking Amy’s soul? Does she have a soul to suck? Which sign of the Apocalypse is this? How many showers do I need to wash off this dirty feeling? I think I’m going to be sick. This barrage of questions and emotions are apparently being felt by The Sun as well.

Not since HARRY ENFIELD creations Wayne and Waynetta Slob have two such scabby human beings locked lips. I can’t bear to think about the record level of grime passing between PETE DOHERTY and AMY WINEHOUSE.

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