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Jenna Jameson is just like Angelina Jolie

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson told UsMagazine that, after two failed marriages to a porn star and porn studio owner, she has no desire to marry, but is keen on having children. Jenna is currently dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz who’s last match is this Saturday. One in which he will most likely lose unless he pulls something out of his ass. Tito will either be moving to pro-wrestling, EliteXC or continue trying to impregnate Jenna.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! “We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.

This news brings about many pressing questions. A few of which are as follows: Is it possible for Tito’s sperm to make it past the millions of other hopefuls which cake Jenna’s vagina like a chamber of death? Has Jenna’s womb survived being repeatedly poked for the past decade? Can her waifish body even provide nourishment for a parasitic entity? It’s times like these I turn to Bill Nye the science guy for answers. Where are you Bill Nye?

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  • Bob Frapples

    “last week when Playboy did a good thing”
    WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

  • Jac Jac

    Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

    And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

  • “This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

    Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

  • John Monitor

    I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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