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Jessica Alba is married

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren secretly married Monday. The two wed in a courthouse ceremony without extravagances or friends or family. How antisocial.

They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.

Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.

Cash Warren impregnated Jessica Alba and now he’s married to her. What is this sorcery? Am I living in another dimension? Is down up and left right? This makes no sense at all. This is like if you took the world’s ugliest dog and beat it with a stick and it still tricks Jessica Alba into having sex with it, but this is actually much worse because you can’t run over Cash Warren like you could a dog. I mean, without people asking quesitons.

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Stupid mexican bitch!

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That is so weird shes so hot

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Stupid Haitian whore!

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What class! Paparazzi I’m sure can be irritating but thinking that the photo won’t be used, Ms. Alba is dumb at best just because you flipped them the bird. Actions do have consequences!

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