Jessica Simpson inspects her breasts, maybe

Jessica Simpson is currently in Cabo San Lucas doing god knows what. Fondling herself? Checking for breast cancer? I don’t know. These shots are so grainy she might as well be wrestling a polar bear. Regardless of whatever she’s trying to accomplish, she should seriously consider moving her hand a little to the left and rubbing her nipples with an ice cube. Mmm, yea, that’s it, baby.