It is only fitting that after Danworth and Darwin blew the lid off of Johnny Depp’s huge weiner, that a “spy” reveals John Mayer may also has a huge wiener. A friend of the Friends star says Jennifer Aniston is giddy like a schoolgirl these days after finding a guy that would put up with her obnoxious howling and whining. And Jennifer doesn’t even care John Mayer is a fair weather boyfriend because the fact is, she just really digs his large penis. At least that’s what this leads you to believe.
No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean.
“His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.
I’m tallying how many times people use the wonderland joke whenever they talk about John Mayer. It seems they really love making such an obvious connection. It stands to reason these same people must also love being hit in the face with a shovel because that’s happening to the next person that does this.
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