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Johnny Depp has a big wiener

Johnny Depp

Danforth Prince and Darwin Porter have published a book titled Hollywood Babylon: It’s Back. In it, they unleash a horde of information you thought you never cared about and lace their tome with full frontal shots of Mick Jagger, Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, John Malkovich, James Woods, Richard Gere and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Basically, stuff you can find on the internet. But, they also claim Sean Connery and Johnny Depp have big dicks.

Sean Connery used to pose nude for art studies and one student said, “It was the biggest I’ve ever seen. It made me drop my charcoal pencil.” As for Johnny Depp, ladies will be interested to know that he was known as “donkey dick.” Which, when you think about it, is really insulting since I prefer they use my real name instead of my code name. So mean.

  • Lola

    First off you journalist. Depp made the comment about this being in the press n it would be horrible in other words you would flip things around to make them sound worse then what it is !! But he didnt care you do it anyway , Which you did haha and then he made the comment of saying when was the last time an actor assinated a president”? Which you cant take it litterally hes an actor!! There is in no way he could get to sit right next to president!?

    • Obbineni

      “assinated” heh

  • AHSKS

    Johnny Depp makes about $20 mil per film and by the end of 2018 he will have at least 6 films out. Do you want to say again that he is broke???

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