Mischa Barton’s butt could be a topographic map

Mischa Barton

No way these topless sunbathing shots of Mischa Barton, 22, aren’t edited. Her ass and thighs look like the outside of a golf ball. They’re so dimpled NASA won’t even send an unmanned probe there. “Too cratery,” they said.

For comparison, her ass last year. As you can see, nowhere near this disturbing. So how did this happen? The Daily Mail says Mischa’s constant smoking may explain her premature cellulite. I think the answer is even simpler. It’s cupcakes. Lots and lots of cupcakes. Baked and then fried. With Gummi Bears inside.


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