Paris Hilton is demanding

Paris Hilton has begun filming her new reality show, Paris BFF, where people apply to be her new best friend. That’s why no one has heard from her recently. Until today. This one comes from FOX News who say Paris was spotted at a party requesting the DJ not play songs lasting more than 20 seconds because she has ADD.

ADD, of course, stands for “I’m a spoiled princess that just enjoys making people do what I want,” but Paris is an idiot and messed up the acronym. I swear, if I saw her at a club, I’d go right up to her, look her in her stupid wonky eye, the one staring at me not the one floating to the right, and say “hello, nice to meet you, I’m a big big fan,” but I would secretly be thinking about calling her a dumb retarded bitch. If I had the power of telepathy, that would be a pretty badass moment.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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