Pete Wentz is pregnant

Pete Wentz confirmed via his blog — how very modern — that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant all along. They just wanted to wait until the first trimester to let everyone know.

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

Ten bucks says the baby comes out wearing eyeliner, girl jeans and an emo haircut. An extra ten says all the other babies push it into the mud and skip around the maternity ward with a limp wrist mocking it.

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