Please, for the love of god, no details

Star Magazine claims Britney and K-Fed have been engaging in late night phone sex. The mobile rendezvous began when Britney had trouble sleeping one night and decided to call Kevin.

Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys – Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months – the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out – with hours of erotic talk!

“They have phone sex often – at least once a week,” an insider tells Star. “The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”

I am both grossed out and intrigued. I wonder what this conversation would sound like.

Kevin: Hey, baby. What’re you wearing?
Britney: Just a little nightie. Tee hee
Kevin: Mmm… sounds sexy. Tell me what you want to do to me.
Britney: I want you to put your penis in a turkey.
Kevin: You want me to put my penis in a what?
Britney: A turkey.
Kevin: A turkey?!
Britney: Yes. And I eat it! I eat the turkey!
Kevin: I don’t think you quite grasp the idea of…
Britney: Gobble, gobble. I want my turkey! Gimme my turkey!
Kevin: *click*

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Britney is gross
Britney is gross
13 years ago

She is so ugly & fat!

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