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Angelina Jolie does Vanity Fair

Sex and the City over everything: <– *Shrieks with excitement* Er, I mean. *Stabs self in eyes* Yea, that’s it.

50 Cent is an attempted murderer?: A fire struck 50 Cent’s $1.4 million Dix Hills, NY house at around 5 a.m. this morning. 50 was out filming in Louisiana, but his ex, Shaniqua Tompkins, and 10-year-old were still home. The two were taken to the hospital for smoke inhalation. The fire department classified the blaze “highly suspicious.” Shaniqua says someone broke into the house at 4 a.m., shortly before the fire started and that 50 is trying to kill her and is obsessed with her. She basically comes off as a lunatic. In other words, just your average woman.

SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse: Hey, what did that horse ever to do you, buddy?

Kimbo is fighting on national tv: MMA is making history tomorrow as EliteXC will be the first ever MMA event to be broadcast on national television (CBS). Unfortunately, headlining tomorrow’s card is Kimbo Slice, a street fighter turned professional athlete who is yet unproven and who some feel has not earned his way to main event status. Regardless, Kimbo is what draws in the casual viewer which in turn guarantees better ratings. Meanwhile, American Gladiator/MMA poster girl Gina Carano failed to make weight for the fourth consecutive time. She was 3.5 pounds over the limit. Haha, fatty. Just kidding. Please, don’t hurt me.

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i kept thinking about “bum fights” and “hobo boxing” when i watched the MMA kimbo fight on saturday night.

that man is a mountain. i shall call him mount hobo.

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