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Tara Reid is out in a bikini

Tara Reid hopped in her bikini the other day to continue her visual assault on Miami beach-goers. One scared citizen attempted to harpoon her. His plans were thwarted when, distracted by her deformed stomach, he shot himself in the foot. That Tara Reid. What a menace.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

I’d love to sneak up behind her and jam my cock into her sloppy crapper just to see that look on her face.
I’ll bet she bleaches her cornhole too: keeps it nice and pink.

Of all the wanna-be hollywood gals, she’s at the top of the list of women who should be in porn. seeing her triple stuffed w/ cocks and cum flying into her hair.
Good Times…
mmmm mmmm

crr
crr
16 years ago

Her stomach feels like ass, just like her shell-browsing boyfriend’s.

crr
crr
16 years ago

you get sicker every day, Cap’n.