We did it ocean. High five!

It took weeks of planning, but the Pacific Ocean and I finally did it. We pulled Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini top down. You hear that? Those girlish shrieks are how I express excitement.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago

In photo-10….that look on dudes face; that is totally the: you-aren’t-going-to-complain-much-when-I-stick-it-in-your-pooper-are-you? look.

Bitch will be having ass leakage issues for months. She’ll be craming tampons up her cornhole to stop the s**t running down the inside of her legs. Known as the brown-period!

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