Angelina Jolie sat down with EW and talked about life, love and whatever else they could pad an interview with.
[Angelina explaining the gun necklace she wears] ”Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios,” she explains. ”He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”
Is there anything you’ve said that you wish you hadn’t? Like all that business about wearing the vial of Billy Bob Thornton’s blood around your neck when you two were married?
No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic! I still love him dearly and think the world of him and I’m proud to have been his wife for a time. I don’t believe in regrets. It’s a dangerous habit to get into – it makes you pause in your life if you start thinking back and questioning yourself.
I’ve heard people say it’s [pregnancy] bad for the sex life.
No, I think it’s quite the opposite. It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.
What’s the deal with Brad’s new tattoo?
I drew that. We went to Davos. It’s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back.
All this is well and good, but I was hoping for photos of Angelina Jolie naked as a reward for making it through the whole interview. It made me sad that at the end it was just a link to Angelina Jolie in 15 key roles. These pictures of Angelina Jolie in a David LaChapelle shoot did help soothe my wounded heart though. Hopefully, they will soothe yours as well or it’ll just make you whack off incredibly hard.