Britney Spears slowly becoming relevant

Sources say Britney Spears will make a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls music video for When I Grow Up. It is “small part” that does not require her to dance or sing. Instead, in the scene shot Wednesday, Britney is driving and waving. Us Weekly says:

“They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic – that is it.

“It is genius and you will love it!” said the source.

“Of course, Britney looks hot and blonde,” the insider added.

This source. It’s Britney, isn’t it? Who else would deal in such obvious hyperbole? Please, give me this source’s number and I’ll prove it’s Britney. I can even tell you how the conversation will go before I call her:

Me: Hi secret source. Can you tell me who you are?
Source: No.
Me: You’re Britney aren’t you?
Source. Yes. I mean no. No, I’m not Britney.
Me: I’m pretty sure you just said you were.
Source: You are getting verrry sleepy. When you wake up, you won’t remember this conversation.
Me: Are… are you trying to hypnotize me over the phone? You’re spinning a pinwheel at me too, huh?
Source: Ahhh, how did you know. Be gone devil! [hangs up phone]