Britney Spears’ comeback encountered a minor setback today as the cameo she filmed for the upcoming Pussycat Dolls video, When I Grow Up, has been edited out. No reason was given and the PCD during a filming of FNMTV did not elaborate.
Dejected, I asked my own source why Britney’s scene was cut. They said, “She ate it.” “You mean she fell?,” I wondered. “No, she ate it. Literally. She ate the reel of film.” Wow, homeless people. Is there anything they DON’T know?
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