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Britney was cut from this

The Pussycat Dolls released their video for When I Grow Up yesterday. It’s about as sexy and refreshing as a rectal exam. They should have just kept Britney in this and given her a bigger role. It would have been funny. They could have put Britney in during the scene where they scale the scaffolding. The Pussycat Dolls would be scaling it, looking all lithe and Britney would be down there with two hands on the bottom bar trying to pull herself up, legs flailing in the air. The Pussycat Dolls would eventually make it to the top and Britney would just fall into a massive heap on the floor, all sweaty and gasping for air. That would have been cool.