Since my net connection pretty much slowed to a grinding halt these past couple of days (I blame the gnomes. The gnomes at Time Warner), I figured I might as well post this. It’s a skin health PSA someone wanted me to put up from Neutrogena starring Malin Akerman who many of you don’t know, but some might as the psycho girl from The Heartbreak Kid. The PSA, much like my after school experience in junior high, starts with no dialogue which somehow progresses into a lot of touching and finally ends with a startling discovery. So be careful. When your gym teacher asks you to come after class to discuss your grade, run. Check for moles. Auto-play PSA after the jump.
The Pope Has to Root for Michigan Football After Getting These Jordans
Waste Your Time Today Looking For A Snake
‘Silence of the Lambs’ Director Jonathan Demme Dies at 73
United Is Now Killing Giant Rabbits
This Is Aaron Hernandez’s Alleged Prison Lover
Ashley Graham Sticks Her Breasts in Your Face
Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Makes Its Return
The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 4.25.17
Whose Penis Does Caitlyn Jenner Have to Cut Off to Get Some Ratings Around Here??
‘The Dark Knight’ Didn’t Kill Heath Ledger
Ivanka Trump Booed At Women’s Summit
Why Chris Pratt Won’t Take A Picture With You