Karolina Kurkova is being blasted by Brazilian media for being too fat at the Cia Maritima Show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week. Critics are said to be aghast at her apparent “back fat, love handles and cellulite.” A Brazilian paper described the shock that came over them after they noticed the 24-year-old Czech Victoria’s Secret model looking “chubby with cellulite on her butt.”
Well excuse you fatty police. Who put you in charge of deciding what a supermodel should look like? You didn’t even let Karolina respond. Why don’t we do that right now? Karolina, what do you think of these allegations?
“I like cake! Nom nom nom nom.”
Oh… nevermind then. Carry on Brazilian media.
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