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Get off the runway fatty

Karolina Kurkova is being blasted by Brazilian media for being too fat at the Cia Maritima Show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week. Critics are said to be aghast at her apparent “back fat, love handles and cellulite.” A Brazilian paper described the shock that came over them after they noticed the 24-year-old Czech Victoria’s Secret model looking “chubby with cellulite on her butt.”

Well excuse you fatty police. Who put you in charge of deciding what a supermodel should look like? You didn’t even let Karolina respond. Why don’t we do that right now? Karolina, what do you think of these allegations?

“I like cake! Nom nom nom nom.”

Oh… nevermind then. Carry on Brazilian media.

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pingu pongoo
pingu pongoo
15 years ago

She looks healthy and beautiful. And by healthy I do not mean fat, I mean she no longer looks like a famine victim. And by beautiful I do not mean fat, I mean beautiful.

Jordyn
15 years ago

She never did anything for me before, and she doesn’t really look fat here; just lumpy and odd. Ah well.

Saint-Clair
Saint-Clair
15 years ago

She looks wonderful. I wish my wife had a gorgeous body like that (not she isn´t cute).

Casey
Casey
15 years ago

When will this weight obsession stop……..?

Bela
Bela
15 years ago

Whoa, she gained alot of weight, she doesn’t have the body of a “supermodel” anymore, but she still looks beautiful.
It’s funny that the media was “aghast”, there are women who have 36432646 times more cellulite than that EVERYWHERE.

Matt
Matt
15 years ago

Her ass is Fat as helll for a super model. Shes got more guts than my FAtass does