It was a game

Pictures of a drunk Naomi Campbell going limp and falling down circulated across the internet the other day. The 38-year-old was shown eating it as a guy tried to grab her arm and a woman helped her up. Today, Naomi claims she wasn’t drunk, she was just playing a trust game.

Her agent told The Sun: “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms.

“It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”

Naomi and her rep are idiots. With the trust game, you fall backwards into the person’s arms, not sideways onto concrete. And the only way the weather could have had “something to do with it” is if the heat accelerated the absorption of alcohol through her body. Her rep should have just said Naomi was trying to do that Matrix move. You know, the one where Keanu Reeves gets plastered and trips over himself almost cracking his skull on the ground? Yea, that one.

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