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Jamie Lynn has given birth

Jamie Lynn

Both PEOPLE and Us Weekly have confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl named Maddie Briann at the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi. She delivered by way of planned c-section.

“Just the family was there,” says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. “Everyone is healthy and happy.”

Upon delivery, Satan emerged from a hole in the Earth and shouted, “Aw, hell yea bitches.” A split second later, he quickly retreated back to Earth’s core. It is unclear what Satan meant by that, but most agree it probably wasn’t a good sign.

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Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

with a name like maddie briann, you know she’s gonna be a goofy little girl who’s full of fun and curiosity.

as for all the pink and blue, and my favorite color green. i’m not going to comment. if you girls have something to say, you’ll say it.

that’s like asking me to close my eyes and guess what that smell is on your fingers.

Brenda
Brenda
12 years ago

Great, the baby is here. Um, who was it that was going to raise the child, Jamie Lynn or her mother, the one that did such a goood job of raising Britney and Jamie Lynn or is that up in the air again… Idiots. They better start working on baby #2

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