Jamie Lynn has given birth

Jamie Lynn

Both PEOPLE and Us Weekly have confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl named Maddie Briann at the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi. She delivered by way of planned c-section.

“Just the family was there,” says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. “Everyone is healthy and happy.”

Upon delivery, Satan emerged from a hole in the Earth and shouted, “Aw, hell yea bitches.” A split second later, he quickly retreated back to Earth’s core. It is unclear what Satan meant by that, but most agree it probably wasn’t a good sign.

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