If you ever have a daughter and wanted to keep her from ever doing porn, just show her these glamorous pictures of Jenna Jameson. Decades in the sex industry have whittled her once soft features into that of a grotesque fug monster.
40 years from now if Jenna’s penis ravaged womb magically found the ability to procreate and she eventually became a grandmother and one day she told her grandkids she used to be a porn star, I have no doubt that one, if not all of them would decide to send her senile ass to a home right then and there.
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