Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson tried to waltz into Rao’s without a reservation the other day and were quickly turned away. At Rao’s, only regulars have their own tables while peons need to reserve one months in advance. Disappointed, they went searching for another restaurant.
Ha, sucker. Did you read that? ANOTHER restaurant. Celebrities think they’re special, but they’re not. My dream is to work at McD’s so that one day when a famous person finally comes in, I can turn them away for having no reservation. That’ll show those stupid celebrities.