Lily Allen had a lot of fun

Lily Allen attended Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards last night with pink hair wearing a fancy dress adorned with images of a decapitated Bambi. She won the Editor’s Special Award and went on to get hammered until she could no longer walk. Lily had to be carried to her car by security at the end of the night. She was still clutching her award too. What a trooper. As is common among celebrities these days, she blogged about her experience in the hopes that her embarrassing moment will show impressionable young people that drinking until you pass out is bad.

“Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing.

“This time I’m putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful and I have to thank my little brother Alf for getting me home safely.”

She added: “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this – not pretty!

“Was quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now.”

I love how she tells the kids not to get completely wasted like her, but immediately follows that up with what an incredibly awesome and fun night she had. Way to send mixed messages. Next, she should warn them about marijuana and then describe how cool it is to be high and tell them pot got her laid. You know, put the fear of God into those kids.

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