The only way Lindsay Lohan could expose herself to the sun and not burst into flames is with SPF 100 sunscreen. She’s so pale even ghosts think they’re being haunted by a dead relative. All their ghost friends call them crazy, but they “swear to God, man, she’s there.”
Wow. Poor ginger kid. I get really tan when exposed to the sun, but not this kid. She’s literally BLINDING WHITE. She’s also blindingly Z-list. Let’s move on, shall we?
She’d reflect light better than a mirror.
At least she’s not orange! I think orange is worse…
HAHAHA! Ghosts friends…genius! Well…all is true. Poor thang… Yeah…z-list.
she cant help it that she doesnt tan..most redheads dont tan..duh