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Lindsay Lohan tries to tan

The only way Lindsay Lohan could expose herself to the sun and not burst into flames is with SPF 100 sunscreen. She’s so pale even ghosts think they’re being haunted by a dead relative. All their ghost friends call them crazy, but they “swear to God, man, she’s there.”

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Anonymous
Anonymous
13 years ago

Wow. Poor ginger kid. I get really tan when exposed to the sun, but not this kid. She’s literally BLINDING WHITE. She’s also blindingly Z-list. Let’s move on, shall we?

GirlyGirl
GirlyGirl
13 years ago

At least she’s not orange! I think orange is worse…

SheLaffs
SheLaffs
13 years ago

HAHAHA! Ghosts friends…genius! Well…all is true. Poor thang… Yeah…z-list.

taylor
taylor
12 years ago

she cant help it that she doesnt tan..most redheads dont tan..duh

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