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PETA bashes Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

PETA ripped on Jessica Simpson yesterday for wearing a shirt that read: “Real girls eat meat.” They called her an idiot. PETA writes:

For a gal who’s best known for her less-than-stellar brains (Chicken of the Sea, anyone?) and her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes, I’m gonna go on record saying that if anyone had to wear a ridiculous shirt like this, I’m glad it was Jessica–as people are more likely to follow the opposite of her lead … ya know, since she’s so well respected and all (yes, that was difficult to type without tossing in a hefty LOL). Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson.

OK! Magazine says the shirt is a dig at Carrie Underwood, Tony Romo’s ex, who is a devout vegan.

“Jess is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie,” says the insider. “She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart.”

PETA is missing the sexual innuendo, but that’s fine because PETA is gay. According to them, these are the top five reasons “stupid girls brag about eating meat.”

  1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer.
  2. Real girls don’t support animal abuse.
  3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth.
  4. Meat will make you fat.
  5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids.

Whatever. If you want to be vegan, that’s fine with me, but don’t tell me how bad meat is because it’s falling on deaf ears. Meat is awesome. I eat meat all the time. Bacon for breakfast, genetically enhanced chicken for lunch, hormone injected steak for dinner and then end the day with a blended meat shake. Mmm. Afterwards, I like to lie down on the floor and prepare for the ensuing heart attack. Life is good.

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moo

maybe “eating meat” refers to her oral prowess. you ever think about that, PETA?

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heh. you said “i eat meat all the time”. you must be of teh ghay.

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She means the meat between my legs.

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I’m a fan of meat and the meat stick. Romo is smart picking a girl who won’t squeal in horror every time he tries to blow a load on her face. “Oh god! The sperm is alive!!!” In my opinion, Vegetarians are cool and all, but anyone associated with Peta can eat my asshole.

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Damn – no one mentioned her nose job yet!!!!

I know – took me a few hours to look up that far too ;)

Other than that her next t-shirt will be “Penis – the Other White Meat”

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