R. Kelly is not guilty

After less than a day of deliberation and 6 years after he was first charged, R. Kelly was acquitted of all 14 counts of child pornography. The jury reasoned that the videotape was not enough evidence to convict him. With the fancy CGI we have today, that could have very well been Chuck Norris peeing on that poor girl. Why’d you do it Chuck Norris? Why?!

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Herman Bumfudle
13 years ago

good for kelly. and the little girl uuumm, she’s an excellent little whore. if some little cutie like that and she lied to me about her age. she and her little girlfriends would be working at home depot and best buy to furnish our mansion. and we’d be flipping mansions while they get their degree.

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