Shauna Sand is the ex-wife of Lorezno Lamas and was in Playboy and if you’re experiencing a strange tingling sensation right now, that’s just your body warning you this post is about to go downhill from here on out. It seems Shauna, although a big fan of plastic surgery, isn’t so enthused with bras or panties. This major character flaw led to her flashing her Frankenstein nipple and vadge as she exited her vehicle over the weekend. it’s unclear weather she made it out alright or slipped on the vomit spewing from the mouths of photogs. When asked for comment, Tara Reid said, “Dayaaaaam!” Gross closeup of her mangled lady parts here. Images are NSFW and disturbing.