A magnitude 5.4 earthquake hit Los Angeles earlier today at around 11:42 a.m. It was felt as far south as San Diego and as far east as Las Vegas. The epicenter was located near Chino Hills and didn’t cause significant damage.

Experts indicate that it wasn’t a “real” earthquake with plates shifting and such. It was more a case of  Rosie O’Donnell finding out Krispy Kreme had an all you can eat donut buffet today. Witnesses say they’ve never seen a person that big run that fast.

Photo via the LA Times