TMZ claims Britney Spears has gone back to the one they call Adnan. The paparazzi she randomly picked up one day, hooked up with and summarily left after being dispatched by Britney’s dad/conservator.
Our sources say over the last few months Adnan has been getting into The Summit, the gated community where Brit lives. They have been “together,” though we can’t say it’s still going on. We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too “controlling” by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.
Hopefully Adnan will make her do crazy shit again like shaving her head — has her hair ever grown back? — or making regular visits to gas station bathrooms and so on. With any luck he’ll usher in an era of Britney 2.0: Twice the psychosis, twice the twinkies, twice the adventure!
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