Angelina Jolie

The French magazine, Closer, claims that Angelina Jolie has given birth to her twins in the South of France today. For reals this time. The magazine writes:

En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site

Really? “Accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français?” My French is a little rusty, but I think that translates to, “Brad Pitt’s anus is bleeding.” However, The Huffington Post has a different translation,

Angelina went into labor Tuesday night and gave birth this (Wednesday) morning in a French hospital.

Today is July 1, 2008. Exactly 170 days after my birthday. Angelina, you little devil. You planned this from the get-go, didn’t you? I suggest not telling Brad. He might get jealous and it’s not like his dumb ass will ever figure it out.