Angelina Jolie may have given birth

The French magazine, Closer, claims that Angelina Jolie has given birth to her twins in the South of France today. For reals this time. The magazine writes:

En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.fr

Really? “Accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français?” My French is a little rusty, but I think that translates to, “Brad Pitt’s anus is bleeding.” However, The Huffington Post has a different translation,

Angelina went into labor Tuesday night and gave birth this (Wednesday) morning in a French hospital.

Today is July 1, 2008. Exactly 170 days after my birthday. Angelina, you little devil. You planned this from the get-go, didn’t you? I suggest not telling Brad. He might get jealous and it’s not like his dumb ass will ever figure it out.