The French magazine, Closer, claims that Angelina Jolie has given birth to her twins in the South of France today. For reals this time. The magazine writes:
En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouchÃ© ce matin dans un hÃ´pital franÃ§ais ! La star serait rentrÃ©e hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.fr
Really? “AccouchÃ© ce matin dans un hÃ´pital franÃ§ais?” My French is a little rusty, but I think that translates to, “Brad Pitt’s anus is bleeding.” However, The Huffington Post has a different translation,
Angelina went into labor Tuesday night and gave birth this (Wednesday) morning in a French hospital.
Today is July 1, 2008. Exactly 170 days after my birthday. Angelina, you little devil. You planned this from the get-go, didn’t you? I suggest not telling Brad. He might get jealous and it’s not like his dumb ass will ever figure it out.