The nation of France seems to be in chaos as no one can figure out whether Angelina Jolie has given birth or not. Early reports indicated she did. New reports say she didn’t. Although, they do say she checked into the Lenval Hospital in Nice and imply she’s waiting to give birth.
“There’s no urgency. It’s been planned for a long time,” she said. “She’s very well. Everything is fine.”
I’m on the edge of my seat. Has Angelina given birth or is she about to? OMG, this is exciting. Almost as exciting as the time I made my own sandwich. Look at me, I’m a regular Wolfgang Puck!