Shocking, well, mildly shocking news surfaced today. While Sarah Jessica Parker was filming Sex and the City, her husband, Matthew Broderick, was boning a 25-year-old red headed youth counselor he met at a bar.
Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.” She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn’t happen and over the next month – when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles – multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman’s apartment building.
During one tryst, they arrived at her friend’s apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend’s bedroom, then shut the door. “A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled ‘Well… ‘bye!’ and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties.”
This is the least surprising story ever. I expected something like this to surface sooner. There’s no way an average looking guy like Matt can stay faithful to a horse/witch thing like Sarah Jessica Parker forever. If Matthew looked like the elephant man, then maybe I could see him being faithful. But that’s in addition to being bald, having a lazy eye and suffering from halitosis.
[Sarah Jessica Parker sans mole at the All-Star 2008 Game at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx. I guess I can’t call her a witch anymore. Image via Splash News]
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