As expected, Sarah Jessica Parker was cheated on

Shocking, well, mildly shocking news surfaced today. While Sarah Jessica Parker was filming Sex and the City, her husband, Matthew Broderick, was boning a 25-year-old red headed youth counselor he met at a bar.

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.” She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn’t happen and over the next month – when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles – multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman’s apartment building.

During one tryst, they arrived at her friend’s apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend’s bedroom, then shut the door. “A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled ‘Well… ‘bye!’ and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties.”

This is the least surprising story ever. I expected something like this to surface sooner. There’s no way an average looking guy like Matt can stay faithful to a horse/witch thing like Sarah Jessica Parker forever. If Matthew looked like the elephant man, then maybe I could see him being faithful. But that’s in addition to being bald, having a lazy eye and suffering from halitosis.

[Sarah Jessica Parker sans mole at the All-Star 2008 Game at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx. I guess I can’t call her a witch anymore. Image via Splash News]

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12 years ago

The person who wrote the comment before this needs understand that looks have no bearing on why couples run into problem. M and S will do what is necessary to address the issue. No one ever knows what goes on in a marriage except the people involved. However, it is about time that women become responsible for their actions and remember that what they do to other can happen to them. So my advices…Girl’s stay out of the beds of married men and allow relationships to flourish especially since it is hard enough when things are going good. And for… Read more »

12 years ago

i think that sarah jessica parker does not deserve the grief she is being given by her husband, the press and the public. It is unnormal and i feel sorry for the pain she must be going through. I think just like any one else we do all want to know the latest gossip and celeb news that goes around but blaming the victim in this story is not natural.And for the record Sarah Jessica Parker is definitely NOT the most unsexy woman in the world. I think she is a role model of a long term relationship and a… Read more »

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