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Drew Barrymore and Justin Long broke up

Justin Long, Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy, Justin Long, have broken up after nearly a year of dating. No details have been given other than a rep confirming the news. A source said that they remain friends.

God, this is boring. Justin Long should have broken up with Drew by drowning her cat. That way I could come up with a clever title like, “Justin Long hates Drew Barrymore’s wet pussy.”

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moo
12 years ago

right. she’s old enough to be his mom. maybe justin long was just taken with the whole american pie MILF thing.

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