Drew Barrymore and Justin Long broke up

Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy, Justin Long, have broken up after nearly a year of dating. No details have been given other than a rep confirming the news. A source said that they remain friends.

God, this is boring. Justin Long should have broken up with Drew by drowning her cat. That way I could come up with a clever title like, “Justin Long hates Drew Barrymore’s wet pussy.”