Jamie Spears retains control

Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears’, conservatorship over his daughter will stay in place until Dec. 31, 2008. While it is subject to early termination, the general consensus is that there is no need to nullify it before the end of the year.

After Jamie took control on February 1st, things have been looking up for Britney. She’s still not where she was six years ago, but that’s likely to never happen. Still, since February, there have been no mental breakdowns, no more Britney vagina and much fewer pictures of her with a Frappucino. All in all, things are pretty normal for Britney Spears. Maybe a little too normal. Dun-dun-dun.