Justin Long is devastated

Drew Barrymore dumped Justin Long not too long ago. Attempts have been made by Justin to find a rebound girl, but reports indicate he’s still very “distraught.” So much so that he has pulled out of his directorial debut for Whip It.

“He couldn’t stand working with her and not being with her. He’s too upset,” the source said. “She dumped him. She was hot and cold. One minute she was in love with him and the next she wanted to break up with him.”

Christ. He was dumped by Drew Barrymore, not by Scarlett Johansson. I can understand if he took one day off to ponder the question of “how am I going to get laid now?,” but there’s no reason to be this upset. He makes it sound like Drew killed his dog or stole the last slice of pizza.