Liv Tyler spent a day in Copenhagen last week sunbathing topless. No one got the money shot, but who cares? She hasn’t been hot since Empire Records and that was 13 years ago. And what’s with her acting? Speak up woman. The theater is blasting The Incredible Hulk at 100 decibels and all I can hear is a faint whisper. There were times during that movie I freaked out because I thought a mouse was on my shoulder trying to seduce me.