Miley Cyrus wants to get naked

Industry insiders believe that Miley Cyrus’ “controversial” Vanity Fair photo shoot was a calculated move to transition her into adulthood. There is now talk that Miley is interested in the lead role of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity” in Undiscovered Gyrl.

The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says the source.

You have to wonder, apart from people required to register themselves, who’s going to want to see Miley Cyrus, 15, naked. I have a strong suspicion that midway through the film Chris Hansen is going to pop up out of the bottom right of the projection screen and ask you to take a seat. Ahh, I swear the credits said she was 18, man.

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