Needs more bush

Besides suing over topless pictures, Sienna Miller has also wrapped up filming for Hippie Hippie Shake where she plays 60’s publisher Richard Neville’s constantly naked girlfriend Louise. While she played the part perfectly, a studio source says that the only problem with her portrayal was her shaved bush. They didn’t have those in the 60’s which is one of the reasons why I refuse to time travel. As a result, they digitally enhanced it to make it more wild.

“The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties – and this extends to her personal upkeep.

“Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes – meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.

“A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

“Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.

Let’s not forget, this is a movie so there’s no need to be too realistic. I’m sure people will appreciate not having to look at a kiwi between Sienna’s legs. This is “an account of counterculturalist Richard Neville’s misadventures in London at the end of the 1960s,” not a trip to the zoo. Images NSFW of course.

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