Paris Hilton has an idea

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, inspired by Dina Lohan’s and Denise Richard’s reality series, has pitched her own show which involves gossip targets like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as Richards, Hilton and her former ”The Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie — in a two hour special telling people what it’s like to be them. Bravo and Lifetime are reportedly interested.

Paris Hilton with an idea is rare which is what makes this story fascinating. Could you hear the rusted gears in her head grind together as she began to think? Did cartoonish smoke rise out from her ears? Did she feel pain when it happened? As synapses fired off throughout her head, were her first words, “Ow, what is this new sensation. It’s like menstrual cramps in my brain.” Do tell. People would love to know.

By the way, this show is a great idea because people will love coming home from their 9 to 5 to watch a bunch of spoiled celebrities complain about the constant attention they receieve from tabloids and paparazzi. After this, people will probably have more compassion and respect for them. “I may stare at a computer screen all day praying for death, but at least I don’t have ‘celebrity’ problems. What with their disposable income, paid appearances at clubs, free iPods and clothes… gah, who wants to deal with THAT?,” they’ll ask themselves.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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