Managing to stay out of the tabloids during her pregnancy for the most part, Alessandra Ambrosio finally gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday in Brazil. The Victoria’s Secret model is already shopping the baby pictures to weeklies and says she will donate some of the proceeds to the Multiple Sclerosis Children’s Fund. The kids with MS better appreciate the $10 she’s going to give them. It’s enough for a burrito. Two burritos even! What’s that? You think that’s a mere pittance compared to what you should get? You ungrateful kids need to take that up with Alessandra. You can find her down the hall, rolling around in a pile of money. Just follow the shrieks of joy.
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