Here’s Audrina Patridge at the DKNY beach house surrounded by a bunch of dorks jerking off to her. At least that’s what I believe to be happening. Unless I’m misinterpreting the situation. Like the time I thought Heidi Klum so totally wanted me. It turned out she just wanted me to let go of and stop sniffing her hair. Still, in my defense, Heidi Klum so totally wanted me.