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Carrie Underwood and Michael Phelps?

Carrie Underwood

The National Enquirer reports that goofy looking Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps and American Idol contestant, Carrie Underwood, have planned their first date after days of texting. No details on where they plan to go, but it will probably be a non-eating affair.

“I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression.”

“Carrie needs someone who is going to stick by her,” a skeptical pal of Carrie’s revealed to the National Enquirer. “She was devastated when her relationship with Tony Romo broke. The last thing she needs is a relationship with another high-profile celebrity who’s going to end up loving and leaving her.”

Yea, yea. Carrie’s “feelings”. Whatever. More importantly, did you know Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day while training? His breakfast consists of:

— three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayo
— one five-egg omelets
— a bowl of grits
— three slices of French toast with powdered sugar
— three chocolate chip pancakes
— two cups of coffee

For lunch, Phelps drinks 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks, one pound of pasta with tomato sauce and two large ham and cheese sandwiches (with mayo) on white bread.

For dinner, Phelps’ meal consists of six to eight slices of pizza, another pound of pasta with tomato sauce, and 1,000 calories of energy drinks.

This is otherwise known as the “Britney Spears Diet.” Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

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Allie
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Allie

Oh please. Phelps has got to be smarter than this.

Lori
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Lori

If this is true, so much for Phelps keeping his private love life ‘private’ (as he is often quoted as saying) if he wants to date a high-profile celeberity. Phelps came across to me as a low-key type of person who would shun the celebrity world. If he thinks his life will be kept private after dating celebrities, he’s going to get a wake-up call. I hope this isn’t true. It’s really none of the public’s business, but I hope he gets some counseling from Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan on how to handle fame. Maybe it’s because he’s still… Read more »

Nigar phelps
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Nigar phelps

Wow carrie is going to get a fucking of a lifetime if he fucks like he swims.

jessica
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jessica

if they like each other who cares they should do whatever there hearts tell them to do both of them seem like nice people anyway plus phelps is already a celebrity regardless who he dates…carrie is beautifull so who can blame him…she like athletes huh..yeah ther hott

Lizzie
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Lizzie

Carrie and Michael are my two favorites. It’s great if they connect! I really hope that they like each other and stay together and that this isn’t just a rumor. I love them both; they’re both so awesome. Btw, who cares what Michael Phelps eats?!

Kirsten Murphy
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Kirsten Murphy

I’ve heard this rumour recently and I was trying to find out whether it was true or not! I just hope Carrie Underwood doesn’t get hurt. I mean, she’s really pretty, nice, and had good intentions and people like that deserve the best!

Chris
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If this rumor is true, that will be so awesome. Not only is Michael the best Olympic athlete in the World, now he will have the most beautiful woman in the country music world. Lucky dog!!

erin
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erin

michael phelps is so freakin hott!!1 i think he should go back to stephanie rice though becuz carrie underwood can be trouble but omg hes so hott!!!

chewy
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chewy

i agree that phelps should go back to stephanie rice. they both love swimming and they’re both tall, it’s a match made in heaven.

Leo
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Leo

If Carrie thinks he’s cute, what else matters! Real men don’t make fun of hardworking, ambitious men who make our (USA) country proud.

anu
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anu

carrie underwood trouble!?!?! wat are you talking bout its the complete opposite i think they would make an awesome couple

Anu
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Anu

i agree with all the people who says that they will make a great couple they both are big celebs tat most americans look up to. i mean just being alone they are, Carrie being the most hottest, awesomeist female country singer and Micheal being the hottest awesomeist swimmer which almost every American is proud of, wat would happen if they come together it would be so awesome. I just hope Carrie doesnt get hurt. she deserves the best~!

rhonda gardner
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rhonda gardner

I think it’s great they both need someone to love. I really like her alot. I also think he’s great. so people need to lay off and let them enjoy their life.

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