Kendra Wilkinson is guest blogging at Fancast for a week. In her first blog of the series, she talks about Olive Garden hating her unexpected endorsement, leaving her dog poop on the front lawn of the Playboy mansion, how she has breakfast in bed every morning and how her day is filled with nothingness under the guise of something-ness. It’s also littered with “Ha’s” like there’s an inside joke that I’m not part of. :(
I’m really like this ordinary normal girl. I’m sporty – like for real. I like to have fun. And party. Why not do that until I’m married and have kids?
Anyway, my morning routine is this: I wake up – ha – and with my eyes barely open I lean over, press zero on the phone and ask if I can have breakfast sent up. The staff brings it right up. I have the same thing every morning, which is Honey Nut Cheerios and soy milk, a bowl of fruit – strawberries, bananas, oranges and apples. Then I have a side of peanut butter and a whole big ass jug of coffee. Ha! It’s coffee for about six people, and I drink the whole thing!
I don’t know how I feel about this. Having my T&A form semi-cohesive thoughts and opinions gives them too much humanity and makes me feel slightly guilty for treating them like objects. But, as Kendra would say, “Ha! Just kidding.”
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