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Kristen Bell is at the beach

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard were making out at the beach over the weekend. Well, it’s not so much making out as it was Dax Shepard trying to see how far he could shove his tongue down her throat. He considers that foreplay.

I hope this relationship is part of an elaborate joke that I don’t get. Maybe it’s building up to something big. Like, they’ll take a romantic stroll down a pier, alone, and while they admire the vicious waves crashing into the jagged rocks below, Kristen will push Dax in, laugh and gleefully shriek, “You got Punk’d!” That’s when people will finally get to say, “Oooh, I get it now.”

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Bukidnon Online
12 years ago

Hmmm I don’t get it either. What is with Dax anyway? He’s not funny and most importantly, he’s not good looking AT ALL!

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