Yesterday, Lily Allen slipped her nipple. Later on in the day, she did it again. This makes me highly suspicious. Two nipple slips in one day? This is like the time I found a ten dollar bill in a homeless guy’s cup and then a block later, I found another ten dollar bill in another homeless guy’s cup. Tell me the truth homeless guys, were those bills I wrestled out of your frail hands fake?
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