Here’s Megan Fox attempting to seduce me while on set of Transformers 2. *Rolls eyes* I know your game Megan and I don’t think the producers appreciate you spending valuable studio time lusting over me. In fact, I think we should see other people. I’d say it’s not you, it’s me, but that would be a lie. The truth is I can’t take this anymore. You’re too clingy. I feel I’m being stifled. I need to be free like a beautiful butterfly. Free to suck nectar from the teat of other beautiful butterflies. For that is the way of the butterfly.